While I was visiting, Layne decided my name was PINK. Yep. Our conversation went something like this....
"Can you say Tamara?"
"No. My name is Tamara. Can you say Tamara?"
"Lance called me 'Ba-Ba', You can call me BaBa."
"No, Baaaa Baaa" (Very slowly and clearly)
"You used to call me BaBa when I was here last spring.... say BaBa"
"Pink!... Piderman (spoken very fast) up! Up! Up!" - which means pick Spiderman up or he will kick your shins as hard and as fast as he can.
Then his sibilings pointed out that if I were going to rename people, I had to go with Pink. So Pink it is.... But only for Piderman. ;-)