I travel a lot. One of the fun things about that is you get to meet so very many people. My two favorite flight crew members are:
The harmonica playing pilot who explained (after a long delay and finally a diversion to North Carolina before finally landing in Atlanta) "Thank you for flying Airtran, where our motto is 'Go! There's nothing stopping you!' - except Atlanta."
and my flight Attendent on my trip to Alabama, who announced that "if you don'tknow how to buckle a seat belt by now, you should NOT be out in public unaccompanied." and that "If the oxygen mask appears, finish your yelling and screaming, put your mask on and then help the child - or more importantly - the adult who is acting like a child, next to you with their mask."
The harmonica playing pilot who explained (after a long delay and finally a diversion to North Carolina before finally landing in Atlanta) "Thank you for flying Airtran, where our motto is 'Go! There's nothing stopping you!' - except Atlanta."
and my flight Attendent on my trip to Alabama, who announced that "if you don'tknow how to buckle a seat belt by now, you should NOT be out in public unaccompanied." and that "If the oxygen mask appears, finish your yelling and screaming, put your mask on and then help the child - or more importantly - the adult who is acting like a child, next to you with their mask."
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